dduane:

djdangerlove:

Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.

Because even un-executed creativity is still creativity.

susiron:

openworldadventurer:

girlpog:

I’m playing a relatively new game and it’s still a little buggy so whenever there’s a glitch or something the devs want you to email them about it. So my game crashed and deleted my save file and when I sent the devs an email about it I got this back:

As a designer who used to be a tester, I can absolutely confirm that this is one of the three basic responses to bugs:

“Hah, that’s AWESOME!” — translation: Usually an animation or physics bug whose results are so hilarious you wonder if it’s worth just leaving it in so everyone can see it. I hope you got that on video or something.

“Oh, this shit again.” — translation: I thought I fixed this fucker like five times already. Either somebody keeps breaking it, or I’m going to have to spend all week trying to find some deeper underlying cause of it all.

“Well, that’s terrifying.” — translation: that shouldn’t even be possible, but if it is, dear sweet zombie jesus, what other things might be going wrong behind the scenes? These are the nightmare bugs that could require fundamental reworks.

I know this is about game bugs, but this somehow happened and it seemed relevant

starkwillendurestone:

hopefulmisanthrope:

l3iii:

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

kawaiite-mage:

ace-bestos:

Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about

If you’re a fan of gay sex I cannot recommend hummus enough

Sponsered posts are even funnier bc most of us won’t even notice it bc we don’t read urls

paxamericana:

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

teathattast:

Brave little kitty

emil:

emil:

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

thebibliosphere:

ayeforscotland:

Musk is buying twitter so prepare for people fleeing.

We’ll need to create a welcome atmosphere that provides a slow introduction to Tumblr. And by that I mean everyone on sign up has to read @thebibliosphere’s crucifix nail nipples story in the same way that you’d accept T&Cs of any new website.

Lmao. God, what a cursed thing to suggest. I’m all for it.

mwagneto:

i haven’t seen a single sponsored post but i HAVE seen at least a dozen screenshots of sponsored posts. as it should be